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Crazy Wisdom

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I have become wiser today. Or is it that age is catching up with me? I feel like I'm someone new. Just about an hour ago, I had a wonderful feeling and two strange realizations. Feeling First: Wish I had a reservoir with an infinite capacity, full of LOVE. No matter how much or how little I get back, I'll never go out of supply for the ones who need it. Realizations: SEX is like football. You go crazy about it. But you CAN LIVE without it. LOVE is like air. It keeps you ticking 24*7. And you cannot afford to miss a beat. Life is a crazy song. Sing and dance to it's tunes like crazy!! \m/ (sounds cliched though)

Lost Innocence

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NOTE: The article contains hidden profanity. Read on at your will.   Suraj na badla, Chand na badla , Na badla re Aasmaan, Kitna badal gaya insaan, O kitna badal gaya insaan There was a time, when he used to go crazy about toys and comics. Today he is crazy about girls in bikinis. Half a decade ago, he thought the world's most deadliest disease was heart attack. He now calls it a heart-break !! He used to go under the shower with his buddy and come out of the bathroom with him in the same towel. Back then, all that was called cute, funny and lovely. Today, even if he just holds a buddy's hand and walks down the road, he is called Gay.  He 'd show his nostrils or flash out his tongue to mock at someone. Today, he does it by flashing THE FINGER. That little fellow when he seldom swore, used terms like donkey, monkey, dog, pig, stupid, idiot and then go out of words. He now replenished his vocab with beeps, stars and other special characters (****, *^%$, $

Da WUS Experience

I guess it was the 16th of Oct,2009. I and one of my friends, planned to watch the movie, Wake up Sid . He being a Mumbaikaar was very excited about it. The show generally starts at 6. But we both slept in the afternoon n we woke up at 5:40. I was a bit disappointed but my friend, a die-hard optimist, who never gives up easily felt that we 'll somehow reach on time if we hurry. We quickly got ready n sped off on his cycle till we reached the campus' main gate. But then there was a long queue at the ATM. We didn't have any money, except for some exact change to reach the theatre by an auto. We thought we'd buy the tickets using my Debit card n skip snacks during the intermission. But as luck 'd have it they weren't accepting any cards that day. One good thing is that there was a show at 6:45. The nearest ATM was several kilometres away. If we walked briskly, and if the queue at the ATM 'd not be long, only then we'd reach in time. And again when I seeme

Get Busy Living

A funny conversation on Gtalk with one of my favourite seniors, Yaara (name changed). My status message then was 'Get busy Living or Get busy Dying'. yaara: your status message sounds like .. yaara is busy. yaara: get rich or die trying wait .. ill talk to pk over phone and will get back to you . Praveen: k :) yaara: lodA .. he's not lifting the phone Praveen: lol :D may b tired after a hard day's work :P Sent at 12:40 AM on Saturday Praveen: do things which u like/things of some worth (implies u r LIVING)....n if u r NOT living, u r indirectly killing urself... Sent at 12:43 AM on Saturday Praveen: its like u should get busy living(its a choice)...else u'll find urselves dying(no choice).. sollu funda le...kaani nacchindi...Shawshank Redemption lo dorikindi...climax daggara yaara: funda bane undi ra Praveen: yea.... mazaa vastundi...my efficiency increased ever since i started following da funda :) yaara: hmm ,, inkenti mama ism sangatulu ./ ? Praveen: ippudu mid s